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02/25/2010

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M-----l

Laurie brought a mysterious Canadian candy bar with her to KttD a couple weeks ago.  It beat all the candy bars on this list...no doubt about that.  Best candy bar ever.

Snickers is/are disgusting.

hotrod

You're both wrong.  Snickers is the most over-rated boring candy bar of all.  Number one is the Clark Bar.

crankypants

Raisins ruin everything.

crankypants

That would be the Coffee Crisp.

mariser

1. Kit-Kat dark chocolate - no longer available, I think. 
2. Coffee Crisps
3. Kit-Kat
4. everything else. don't really care.



hotrod

I've gotta agree with this one.

mariser

forgive me.  I don't like being a [blank]-nazi, but in

...well established that her palette is that of a finicky toddler,

it is palate, not palette.

thanks

Dabysan

drat. That's a bad one. 

crankypants

when I was in, I htink it was Spain I discovered a delicious Nestle candy called Sundy.  it was basically dark chocolate on one side of a cornflake bar.  It may sound gross but it was awesome.

oh here it is!!

M-----l

I think he was saying that Jodi has the artistic talent of a child.

Dabysan

Snickers is/are delicious. What on earth do you find disgusting about them?

crankypants

what is a clark bar anyway?  It sounds really boring.  I think those were ones that at Halloween we'd be like, oh, lame, clark bar.  Though it was much better than Chunky, Almond joys  mounds or mary janes and those fruity gumdrop things, Oh Chuckles.  I just can't remember what a clark bar is.

M-----l

They are made of compressed vomit encased in low quality chocolate.

Coffee Crisps = #1
The Fall Guy theme = #1

Dabysan

Well, that too. Though her photoshop skills are impressive. 

Dabysan

A Clark bar is like the bastard cousin of the Fifth Avenue and Butterfinger. The Fifth Avenue is better. 

Dabysan

In general, I think the Europeans get better candy bars than us. That does look good. 

crankypants

Oh I never ate butterfingers or 5th avenue either.  I probably traded my sister for her snickers.

crankypants

I want one.  Right now.  Maybe I can sweet talk one of my French Vox friends to send me a couple dozen.  Because I need more zits and a fatter ass.

hotrod

The Clark Bar is the king of the peanut butter brittle chocolate bars.  They put the Butterfinger and the 5th Avenue to shame.

hotrod

And this is when Jodi calls you an elitist.  Because if you can't get it in the vast and boring expanse of middle America, it's not worth having.

Dabysan

You're a lunatic. Also, I just read a review of the Coffee Crisp over on the Candy Blog, and it sounds unimpressive. Maybe your palette has as many problems as Jodi's. 

Dabysan

On her own list, she admits that the Milky Way -- her number 7 or 8 I think -- is boring. She needs to expand her horizons a little bit. 

Dabysan

You have French Vox friends? I need to start going international if I'm going to win this Comment War.

M-----l
I think the Europeans get better candy bars than us.
The best thing they have over in Europe is the little chocolate eggs with the toys inside.  I think they're called Kinder Sorprezas or something.  (I know I totally spelled that wrong.)  You open them up and then put together a toy with a bunch of tiny parts.  They don't sell them here because American children are stupid and don't know not to eat shit like that.  (Bring back the real Nerf ball, dammit!).  European kids are all smart and dignified and know not to eat tiny plastic toys.  I think their precocious intellect comes from all the wine they drink as infants.

Where am I going with this?  Oh yeah, I'm not a lunatic.  You are.
crankypants

I think it's just called Kinder Suprise.

What did they do to Nerf balls?!

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